Why John

Hire execution, not another chat box.

Before you meet John, agree on what a perfect coworker would do. Then see how the alternatives fall short.

In a perfect world, your AI coworker would:

  • Act in your connected tools and close the loop - not hand you a to-do list
  • Keep your business context in a private workspace, never mixed with other customers
  • Live where you already chat - Slack for the team, Telegram for solo
  • Ask before risky actions like sending on your behalf
Why hire John

You've tried the AI chatbots. The work is still there.

You are already using AI. You are also still doing the work - or paying a VA, or living in Zapier rules. Here is where John picks it up.

The task
Generic AI chatbot
Automation tools
John
Inbox triage
Tells you how to set up filters.
Runs the rules you wrote.
Reads it, sorts it, drafts the replies that matter.
Follow-ups
Writes a template if you ask.
Fires only when X then Y.
Tracks who went quiet and follows up on his own.
Scheduling
Suggests times to copy out.
Books only what you scripted.
Checks your calendar, books it, sends the hold.
CRM updates
Explains how to do it.
Syncs a fixed set of fields.
Logs the call, updates the stage, notes the next step.
Online booking
Sends links for you to check out.
Fills forms you scripted.
Finds the option, books it, pays with his card when wallet is on.
The John difference

Most AI coworkers share one brain. John is yours alone.

The same execution power, built so your business never sits next to anyone else's.

01

Your own private workspace

John gets a space set up just for you. Your conversations, files, and connected accounts are never mixed with other customers.

02

Closes the loop in your tools

He sends the email, updates the contact, books the time, and reports back with results - not instructions for you to finish.

03

Your chat, your approvals

Slack for the team, Telegram for solo. For anything risky, like sending on your behalf, John asks first.

04

Your chat, your rules

In Slack, your team hands off work in threads where coworkers collaborate - with the same private workspace behind every conversation. On Telegram, you choose who can delegate.

05

The persona is yours

Chief of staff, executive assistant, ops lead, listing coordinator. You write who John is and how he talks.

06

Speaks your language

English, Polish, and Spanish today, tuned for how business is done in each market, with more languages coming.

07

Simple work credits pricing

Starts at $19/month Solo with work credits. Pro is $45/month. Team is $129/month for a larger credit pack on the same account. Price is capacity, not the reason to hire John.

Put John on the payroll.

Apply for early access. We review applications and get back to you. Then bring John into your company's Slack workspace for the team, or use him on Telegram for yourself.